just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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