I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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