And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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