I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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