if you like me you must not know who I am
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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