so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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