About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
did i walk over a car last night?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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