Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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