Ambien. No doubt about it.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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