Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish i was in the wii world.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Randomize
