My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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