My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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