we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
