Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I see more hoeing in ur future
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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