we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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