Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
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Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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