my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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