So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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