you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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