Are we in a gay sports bar?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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