I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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