coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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