ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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