You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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