Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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