I want to stick my p in your. b.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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