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dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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