i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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