she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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