Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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