how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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