I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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