alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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