4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
He uses pillows to masturbate.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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