How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Of course I have a pirate flag
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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