I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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