I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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