Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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