nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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