I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
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He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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