she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
How does one acquire holy water?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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