Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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