did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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