i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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