Who did Billy Mays play for?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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