She announced her abortion via fbk
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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