You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon