This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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