He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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