If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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