About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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