hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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